You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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