Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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