I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
