He uses pillows to masturbate.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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