I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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