Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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