Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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