it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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