I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
