So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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