I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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