nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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