She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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