I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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