I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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