it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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