Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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