I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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