Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Randomize
