He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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