if you like me you must not know who I am
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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