Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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