If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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