Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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