stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
