That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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