why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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