I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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