another moral hangover. fuck.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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