Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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