his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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