If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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