Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You don't make any sense
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