My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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