Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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