return my video game
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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