just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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