North Korea, Best Korea!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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