i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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