Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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