they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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