What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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