we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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