I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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