next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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