do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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