Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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