1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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