Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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