It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
you never un-have a 4some
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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