We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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