nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Randomize
